This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Medical Charting BloopersActual Charting Bloopers Description of hemorrhoids: “Big Time” Respirations deep and regular–no breath sounds. Abdomen soft, no liver or spleen (ed: you can’t live without a liver) Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot....

This entry is part 8 of 9 in the series Medical Charting BloopersActual Charting Bloopers He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year. Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. The patient expired on the floor uneventfully. Patient discharged with prescription...

This entry is part 7 of 9 in the series Medical Charting BloopersActual Charting Bloopers Further suggested that she avoid using toilet paper and use cotton underwear. He was advised to force fluids through his interpreter. She can begin to use the lawn mower, but no vaginal entrance. She is...

This entry is part 6 of 9 in the series Medical Charting BloopersActual Charting Bloopers “She got my instructions messed up and cut out all exercise and increased her sweets.” “Following the exam of her breasts we discussed the impending nasal surgery.” Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband,...

This entry is part 5 of 9 in the series Medical Charting BloopersActual Charting Bloopers “When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.” “Prior to surgery she was prepped and raped in the usual fashion.” “He’s rather sedentary and drives a bust all day.” “This chubby youngster needs a...