Medical Charting Bloopers 5

Medical Charting Bloopers 5


Actual Charting Bloopers

nurse charting errors

  1. “When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.”
  2. “Prior to surgery she was prepped and raped in the usual fashion.”
  3. “He’s rather sedentary and drives a bust all day.”
  4. “This chubby youngster needs a slim adult to look up to as a role model.”
  5. “Both her old and new noses have been placed in our album.”
  6. “I keep reassuring her that her memory will improve, but again today she forgot to pay her bill.”
  7. “I told her that for the time being she’ll have to bare with me.”
  8. “His prognosis was poor, having a massive cerebral hemorrhoid.”
  9. “He’s a ten month old male who called on the day of admission to complain that his asthma was worse and he still has left otitis media.”
  10. “Patient is to remain plastered for the next 6 to 8 weeks.”

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Active in the Travel Nursing industry for the past 14 years. Involved with the initial conception of the annual Travelers Conference ( I am dedicated to providing a place for nurses interested in travel nursing to come to find all the answers and information needed to begin a successful career as a Travel Nurse. In addition, I am very active in bringing interested nurses together in real life through social media, and organizing and promoting events, meetings, conferences and many other activities for Travel Nurses and Travel Medical Professionals. Dedicated to providing the next generation of nurses a base of information on the career choice of Travel Nursing by providing Career Services speaking engagements to Nursing Colleges and Student Nursing Associations.